The Chick Behind The Words

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purplegirl2.jpg My name is Ambra Nykol and I am a respectfully irreverent and sometimes subversive 27-year-old living in Seattle, Washington -- land of Starbucks, Microsoft, grunge, white people, and my two personal enemies: apathy and passive aggression. There are days when I sit and wonder how in tarnation I am still living on the West coast. I started this website when I was twenty-one with lots of lofty ideas, superfluous time (and income) and a lot of parenthetical expressions. I've come a long way. I now think my ideas are far less lofts and no longer have superfluous time or income thanks to my mortgage and my penchant for overpriced jeans. I will however, forever remain a lifelong fan of the parentheses.

I started writing after I dropped out of my very prestigious college and abandoned my plans to become an attorney. My blog was a means of expression and self-discovery which oddly found its way to politics. Now I write about life, worldview, commentary and sometimes that includes politics. Since starting this site I've received countless emails extolling the virtues of higher education, telling me why I should go back and finish. I've received just as many counter emails telling me I made a wise decision and that college is a waste of my time. Not sure who's right, but I believe I made the right decision. My post-college life has been incredibly rewarding and ironic, solidifying my belief that not only is God incredibly faithful, but He also has a sense of humor (and perhaps carries a semi-automatic weapon).

After college and a few years of climbing the corporate ladder, I landed in the most unlikely of professions - I became a College Recruiter for top fortune 500 companies. That's right. The girl with no degree flew all around the country, to the top colleges and universities, to sell students on Corporate America. There truly are few things more gratifying for a college dropout such as myself than giving business case presentations to Harvard MBA students. It was totally boring after awhile though and I knew I had to work for myself and pursue the things of my heart.

This blog has led to all kinds of fun opportunities such as radio interviews, newspaper column writing, magazine features, guest speaking, book inquiries, and even an appearance on the Tyra Banks Show (and yes, I was fierce). I find all of it totally hilarious considering I started this website because I was too lazy to write in a journal.

When I started this site I was happily single and now I am even more happily married to a man who insists on putting ketchup on his tacos. Nevertheless, he's my best friend and together we plan on taking over the world one less apathetic person at a time. He's my partner in business and life. We also host a radio show together.

The rest of me can be found in my memoir. (If you're a literary agent or an editor, call me.)

For kicks (and to manage my randomness) I discuss my daily life, thoughts, and musings in less than 140 characters on Twitter.

 

Likes, Loves and Obsessions:
I love Jello, cilantro, Bill Cosby, Kix and eating cereal without milk.

I have an affinity for used bookstores, black & white photography, Bill Cosby, raggedy Bibles, dogs with hot breath, Macs, Tracy Reese, crepes, Steve Jobs, Pixar, retro t-shirts, Chick-fil-A, cello, bacon, white space, over-priced jeans that sound like hippie non-profit organizations, shopping for things I don't need, Bill Cosby, bananas foster, guitars, Crate & Barrel's packaging, Whole Foods, lip gloss, Nutella, reading the first 3 chapters of books and then losing them, The Cosby Show, peach cobbler, parenthetical expressions, and television shows that are beyond their expiration date (and Bill Cosby). I do sudoku in pen. I think meat is one of God's gifts to mankind. Eat of it daily and you will be blessed :-)

Photography - Grace Kim, GH Kim Photography



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  1. I am starstruck by few celebrities, except Bill Cosby. He's dreamy.
  2. Voicemail stresses me out.
  3. Email does too sometimes, unless it's good news.
  4. I watched my little brother die when I was 3. I remember it all.
  5. As such, my siblings mean the world to me.
  6. I am cursed with expensive taste.
  7. I drop my blackberry about 5 times a day.
  8. Therefore, no iPhone for me.
  9. I usually eat my cereal dry.
  10. I own 37 40 websites and counting.
  11. I am lactose intolerant but I love anything with cheese.
  12. If I were a superhero, dirty dishes would be my nemesis.
  13. Emelda Marcos ain't got nothin' on me.
  14. Someone once named one of their pet hedgehogs 'Ambra' after me.
  15. The next week 'Ambra' ate the other hedgehog. Story of my life.
  16. I love the smell of drywall, wet cement and neoprene.
  17. I am an Apple enthusiast. I think Steve Jobs rocks.
  18. I am a dog luvah.
  19. I carry around at lest 2 moleskine journals at all times. I love the written word.
  20. Jesus is the best thing that's ever happened to me.
  21. I've been to the continent of Africa twice, which isn't nearly enough.
  22. I adore throwing lavish parties.
  23. I cut my own hair.
  24. Unless it's REALLY good, I rarely finish a book cover to cover.
  25. I'm a bit of a prude.
  26. I went mostly organic.
  27. If it's trendy, I usually want nothing to do with it.
  28. I am far too rooted in reality to enjoy fiction. Memoirs are better.
  29. I am not a fan of Halloween. Ever.
  30. I have superhuman reflexes.
  31. My favorite cerebral film of all time is "Finding Forrester"
  32. My true weight surprises most. I think my body is dense.
  33. I am a lover of hip hop but its current iteration makes me hate it.
  34. I am not a girly girl...I only dress like one sometimes.
  35. I believe the Cosby Show was the best television show in the history of the universe. Period.
  36. If I didn't believe ADD was a fabrication, I'd say I had it.
  37. Our modern day political parties make me nauseous.
  38. I am married to my very best friend and perfect companion.
  39. I have zero attachment to hair. I will cut it all off on a whim.
  40. I was spanked as a child. Like milk, it did my body good.
  41. I am an East coaster at heart.
  42. I do not own a single television.
  43. I am so clumsy, I trip UP the stairs.
  44. I am most productive when everyone else is sleeping (between the hours of midnight and 4am)
  45. I still refer to my parents as "Mommy" and "Daddy." Don't hate. The Brits do it too.
  46. Despite my husband's mocking and my own theological inaccuracy, I firmly believe my dog is a Christian dog.
  47. I play piano a bit.
  48. I cannot sing. Ever.
  49. I used to be a professional dancer.
  50. I am very bad at hiding my emotions on my face. No poker for me.
  51. Speaking in front of large crowds doesn't bother me at all.
  52. I am a hugger.
  53. My Seattle sports teams loyalty=0
  54. I am a bargain shopper to the point of obsession.
  55. I think horoscopes are stupid.
  56. I believe driving is overrated. I'd kill for a chauffeur.
  57. I taught myself HTML.
  58. I don't get what's the big deal about London. It was dreary to me.
  59. I think the world could use a little more Jesus and a little less Oprah.
  60. 3 years on the road turned me into a hotel snob.
  61. I am far nerdier than I come across as being. Or maybe not. Well, you be the judge.
  62. I remember strange facts like every single wedding gift we received and who gave it to us.
  63. We had ~400 people at our wedding.
  64. According to Meyers-Briggs I am an ENTJ.
  65. I am an extrovert unless I don't like/trust you.
  66. There are a few things for which I would actually give my life. It makes living great.
  67. I hate being the center of attention.
  68. I cannot stand to even look at mold.
  69. I truly detest Seattle about 50% of the time. It's so gorgeous here though.
  70. Marriage was the second best decision I ever made.
  71. I enjoy folding clothes. Putting them away? Not so much.
  72. I look nothing like my mother as an adult, but I sound just like her. It scares me sometimes.
  73. I had braces but I never wore my retainer. That was dumb.
  74. I think kids and babies are way smarter than we given them credit for.
  75. I believe converts make heaven, but disciples make history.
  76. I am allergic to pineapple but I eat it anyway.
  77. I think food allergies are for nerds so I reject them.
  78. I never want to plan another wedding ever again in life.
  79. My shoe size is way disproportionate to my height.
  80. I never go to sleep before 1am.
  81. Few foods in life beat bacon.
  82. Not including my time as a baby, I've thrown up maybe 3-5 times in my entire life. Don't plan on doing it ever again either.
  83. I thank God every day that I didn't grow up and become an attorney. It so wasn't for me.
  84. Mavis Beacon taught me typing but AOL chatrooms taught me to type quickly.
  85. I am the oldest child in every sense of the word.
  86. I am easily addicted to puzzle-based video games (e.g. Tetris, Snood, Brickbraker, Bejeweled)
  87. Angela Davis handed me $20 on my tenth birthday.
  88. I'm a Broadway/Musical Theatre fanatic. Thanks, mom.
  89. High maintenance friendships stress me out.
  90. Thanks to speed dial, I don't even know my husband or my parent's phone numbers.
  91. I once slept for 18 hours straight. It was glorious.
  92. Seafood is a staple of my diet. I adore it.
  93. Even when I try not to, I have a really loud voice.
  94. I celebrate the Jewish feasts & high holidays.
  95. My ancestors were never slaves.
  96. I have no desire to scuba dive, bungee jump, or sky dive. Ever.
  97. I think sushi is overrated.
  98. I've never been in public school.
  99. Some days I regret that. Most days I don't.
  100. I never carry cash.
  101. I am a die-hard carnivore. Good meat makes me teary-eyed.