Linkology
February 3, 2005
- Report Says MTV is Sleezy:
Duh. I love the Parent Television Council. I think they do great work, but they wasted their time on this one. The first three minutes of "Real World: Philadelphia" makes their sleeze factor abundantly clear. In one week in March, the media watchdog counted 3,056 flashes of nudity or sexual situations and 2,881 verbal references to sex. We get it. MTV peddles immorality on nearly every level possible. I still say someone at the PTC needs a hobby.
- PETA Drafts Al Sharpton To Fight KFC:
I've tried very hard to understand the psychopathy of PETA, but they lost me with that whole "Fish Amnesty" bit last year. Similarly, blogger D.C. Thornton shares disgust with their recent assault against the Colonel (that's KERNAL for all you ignorant people like me who always say it phonetically "ko-lo-nel"). What's worse is they've drafted Al Sharpton for their campaign, and now he's waging war on one of my favorite foods, telling us all not to eat. Nice pitch, but I'm not buying it. Look at this picture and tell me this isn't the face of a man who would secretly send his assistant to buy him some KFC on the down low.
- Joe Jackson cries "Racism":
Michael Jackson's parents are claiming racism for their son's bad press. The jokes here are just too easy. This aside, I'm really having trouble with this one. Jackson has been given at least nine lives in this little sick game of his. This isn't the first time Jackson or his family has claimed racism. The Rabbi and Michelle Malkin aren't buying it. Neither am I.
- Do You Have Internet Friends?:
Ethel, a great writer of the webjournal "Luscious and Uppity" confesses and asks others to as well. Being that I grew up during the AOL revolution (you know, before they became the devil), I've probably had more "internet friends" than the average person. Owning a blog brings in a whole new element: "blogfriends". Not many of those. I guess I need to start linking more. But as you'll see in the next installment of "How to Blog Like a Rockstar", I think over-linking is overrated.
- Bill Cosby's Unfavorable Press:
Not quite sure what to make of this latest "improper sexual contact" madness. Infidelity on any level is disappointing to me. This article suspects Cosby may have been set up by the media to be discredited in light of his recent outspoken activism. If it were a set-up, it would be from within, not from without.
Posted by Ambra at February 3, 2005 2:53 AM in Linkology
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The Al Sharpton-PETA alliance is analogous to the Sears-KMart merger. Two failing entities aligning to fight a common foe (Sears for the latter, Utter Irrelevance for the former.) The odor of flop sweat from The Reverend's well-managed hairstyle is quite evident. More situations like these and he risks entry on a reality show for those past their prime. PETA beyond redemption.