Cameron Diaz Made Me Constipated
October 4, 2004
My brain is hurting today from political lunacy and thus I am unable to express my impacted fecal matter of the mind. Lots to say, little energy to say it. The fault is Cameron Diaz.
By now, I'm sure many of you saw or read about Diaz's vapid babbling on Oprah. Diaz's analysis of women's rights and abortion can be summed up in one sentence: Not voting for a candidate could potentially legalize rape. My brain hurts from this utter stupidity.
Diaz then proceeded to have an emotional breakdown at the thought of voter apathy,
"Apathy did not create this country but it's going to destroy it," she said. "I'm really scared. We're really alone, where we used to be the strongest in the world, we're alone."
Yes Cameron, you are alone. Sorry, not buying it. Tears? Voter apathy? Legalized rape? Sounds like a crack case to me. It is safe to say that Cameron can join Whitney "I wanna see the receipts" Houston, Stacie J. of "The Apprentice" and the rest of the
female *crackheads on the long road to recovery.
In other news, here in Washington, Mount St. Helens is erupting. Big whop. Sensationalism rears its ugly head. This is not 1980.
I'll be back tomorrow, or tonight, whichever comes first. Thanks a lot Cameron.
Posted by Ambra at October 4, 2004 2:35 PM in Politics
Aw man, you missed your chance!
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5 precious words for Cameron:
GO JUMP IN THE LAKE!