Answer: The wife of a very famous hip-hop titan who has a lisp he should have had fixed by now with his millions and all.

Question: Who is Kimora Lee Simmons?

Busted on possession of marijuana. She was pulled over after "careless driving" as reported by the police. Just because you're rich, doesn't mean you're smart.

That's right. She's the famed empress of Phat Farm off-shoot for women Baby Phat. Kimora Lee's been in the spotlight since she joined in holy matrimony with hip-hop's shortest, oldest, speech-impediment having millionaire Russell Simmons. Prior to that, she was a model for Karl Lagerfield (can't you tell by the fact that she's smiling in her mugshot?), and as of late, she's been making waves by scantily dressing teenage girls everywhere with she and her husband's latest hootchie-mama line of clothing.

What a great example she's setting for her daughters. Next!

Update: So yes, it's been reported that Russell is claiming this event transpired due to the fact that his wife is "African-Asian American", and a "member of the hip-hop community". Yeah. Because after all, we all know how indicitive Asian-Americans are of the hip-hop community.

(Cool points to: Michelle Malkin)