Okay. One email too many.

I intentionally used the second half of my rant to bash pharmeceutical companies in the hopes that readers would get the revelatory irony. Perhaps I'm asking too much.

I realize that many people have struggled with many things and you just never know what you say/how you say and the way it is perceived. I am completely sympathetic to the varying degrees of abuse and addiction other people have experienced, but I feel the need to point out that everything on this website is 50% tongue-and-cheek and 50% serious. (Must I continue to state the obvious?) For this reason I announce to the relative world:

Ambra is not addicted to vicodin.

Ambra took vicodin as prescribed.

Ambra is no longer taking vicodin because the pain has subsided.

Ambra is anti-drug abuse.

Would you like me to flush the remaining prescription down the toilet?

Oh yeah, by the way, yeah I'm still a Christian too.

There. I said it. If only you knew how funny these accusations are. As you were soldiers.