"Al, that was a great story about how you and PETA people met.....Then you told them you wouldn't go to their rummage store for clothing if your hair depended on it.....Too funny....."

I can't believe Howard took the job!

Terry: "They'll never know that I'm the ventriloquist that controls him! BWAHAHAHAHA!"

Have YOU thanked McAwful for four more years? I have.

Walter E. Wallis

Buddy, if you don't move your hand, I'm suing for harrassment.

Listen to me now Al, then Dean opened his mouth like this and went "Arrrggg!"

And they actually think that I don't eat chicken.

The gentleman just heard Mrs. Clinton joke, "You BOTH do 'chicken' right,"

Scratch just a bit higher, higher - aahh that's the spot. Now get away from my backside.

They actually believe that we have the country's best interest in mind. What a bunch of fools!

Sharpton: "Ah, we're so screwed."
McAuliffe: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHH, we're SO screwed!"

"...and they still chose you?!"

Apparently McAuliffe got wind of Al Sharpton and KFC's turbulent break up.

When he attempts to touch Al Sharpton's arm, Terry McAuliffe discovers that the Reverend is in fact surrounded by a 500 kilovolt bullcrap field.

$400 million raised... suckers! Bawuhahaha!

"Whaaat? That Tawana Brawley things was your ideas all along? You are co clever! I wish I thought of that! We could've stuck Bush with it!"

"You hear that, Al? We just got punk'd by Howard Dean! LOL!"

Casualties of compassionate conservatism are laughing, that is literally laughing, at their political clout accounts.

Democratic party have-beens end their European travel in the Netherlands - where marijuana is sold in coffee shops.

Al: Let's eat! Half a cow sound OK?

Terry: Yeeee aaaarggh!

"At least we proved you can fool almost half the people almost half the time."

Just before the photo, Al said "Well we got them to take the Screamer.

As McAuliffe reacted, seen in the photo, he (mistakenly) put his hand on Sharpton's back, all friendly, and Al was heard muttering, "Heh heh heh, WB . . . you got it backwards as to who is manipsanating who around here.

Wanna hear something funny, Al? They almost picked you!

Terry: Thank the Lord I don't have to brown nose the Clintons any more!!! Let's see if screamin' Dean can handle it! hahaha
Al: Halleluiah, brother!

SHARPTON: Terry, what are you going to do with yourself now that you're retired?

McAULIFFE: My wife and I are going to rent an RV and drive up to New Hampshire. Not only are we going to New Hampshire, we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico! We're going to California! and Texas! and New York! And we're going to South Dakota! and Oregon! and Washington! and Michigan! and then we're going to Washington, D.C., to take back the White House! Yeeeeeeaaaaaagggghhhhh!

"Smile, though your heart is breaking."

Terry: Oh Al, you peasant you, I made 18 million from Global Crossing and I don't EVER have to lie again.
AL: uh huh, (I hate this white-boy), smile for theaudience...

...the hotel staff! Sure, now I get it, 'ol Howard is going to be so fun to have at all the DNC fund raisers over the next few years!

AL: "Mr. T. - Don't let the door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya..."

Ha! This is great! They picked Dean. Well, our work is done. Let's go get our check from Rove.