As proposed to me by my best friend, who overheard it from the mouth of his old school conspiracy-theorist barber. While generally his barber is prone to the "everything is Bush's fault" philosophy of life, I must say, this theory may well lend him more credibility than I thought:
Bush appoints Alberto Gonzales as the first ever Hispanic American to hold the cabinet position of Attorney General. There is no hoorah about that fact because colored folk that are not liberal do not qualify as true colored folk. However, had Bill Clinton done this, we'd be establishing the Bill Clinton Hispanic and Latino American Memorial Library in his honor. But never mind that.
Bush strategically appoints Gonzales (who is well qualified for the position on his own merits) because doing so will not only gain him favor in the eyes of the Hispanic community, which already tends to be more conservative, but it will set the Republican party up for success in the coming elections. There is a reason Bush is not working harder to tighten up the borders. Over the next four years, I wouldn't be surprised if the laws, or rather, the enforcement of the laws become even more lax as Bush and Gonzales work together to strategically build a loyal Hispanic base.
Ultimately, thanks to the Bush administration, a good number of border crossers will enjoy entry into the United States and easy access to citizenship. They will turn around and repay Bush by always voting another Republican into office.
Notice to black people: we've disenfranchised ourselves by putting all our eggs in one basket. No one cares about our collective voting power any more. Not. One. The coming years are going to be all about courting the Hispanic vote.
Just a theory, but I think Monsieur Barber may be right on this one.
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This is probably damning with faint praise, but I think that barber's right on the money. I've had the same uneasy feeling for a couple years now. Latinos are already the dominant minority. Not as "loud" (prominent) as Black folk right now, but give it a little time.
Anyway, they would get more "power" if they voted as a block, but there is a diff between Latinos of Cuban and Mexican heritage.
If Black folk were to scatter their voting power, it might amount to frittering away what little influence we have. Ain't many Republicans tryin to sweet-talk Black folk into the party. OTOH, courting the Latino vote is for Republicans a possible end-around the lock Democrats have on the Black vote.