Here are a few of Rather's best lines from election night coverage. Honest to goodness, I don't know how he rattles 'em off like this. The man has an aresnal of terribly hokey metaphors. Even more perplexing is how the other decrepits (read: old anchor people) keep a straight face on air:
- "His lead is as thin as turnip soup."
- "This race is hotter than a Times Square Rolex."
- "Bush is sweeping through the South like a big wheel through a cotton field."
- "No question now that Kerry's rapidly reaching the point where he's got his back to the wall, his shirttails on fire and the bill collector's at the door."
- "This presidential race has been crackling like a hickory fire for at least the last hour and a half."
- "No one is saying that George Bush is not going to win the election, and if you had to bet the double-wide, you'd have to bet that he'd win."
- "In southern states they beat him like a rented mule."
- "We had a slight hitch in our giddy up, but we corrected that."
- "The election is closer than Lassie and Timmy"
Hotter than a Times Sqaure Rolex? With metaphors and similies like that, it's official. Dan Rather should become a rapper. Now all he needs is a name. MC Rather? Better yet, how about Lil' Liar?
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Seamus MacNemi at November 5, 2004 12:47 PM
"See BS" yo