It's that time again. In my constant quest to rid the world of frumpiness and lack of good judgment (by the way did you know that word is spelled two ways? 'Judgement' or 'Judgment' are both permissible?), I bring you the Fashion Faux-Pas of the month. For this snapshot, I cannot claim royalties as it wasn't me; it was the one-armed man, fellow Conservative Brotherhood member, Avery Tooley. By the way, if you ever catch a big fashion no-no that you'd like me to publicly critique, shoot it my way.

As always, to protect the identity of the victim, we never show their face.

1. Golly gee, where shall we start? I dunno, maybe the BLUE HAIR. Why am I getting the sudden urge to start reciting my letters and my numbers and eat cookies? Could it possibly be the fact that I am reminded of a certain Sesame Street character? The Cookie Monster is the only one who is allowed to sport Colbalt Blue fur. Really folks, I've yet to see blue hair done tastefully. Email me a picture to prove me otherwise.

2. The Tights Perhaps this picture doesn't do the tights justice, but if you look closely, they are imprinted with guns. Yes, guns as in 1911 as in Smith & Wesson, Charlton Heston guns. NEVER, I repeat never is weaponry design on tights an acceptable thing. Shirts with pictures of guns on them are fine. So are hats, jerseys, sweatshirts, and even wristbands. You can even dress up like a gun and go running through the streets, but under no circumstances is it alright to wear gun-printed tights. Bad. No no no.

3. The Boots Seeing that this dear woman is holding a child, I think the phrase "Yo' Mamma Wears Combat Boots" is entirely appropriate. This picture wasn't taken in Mohabi Desert or the wilderness, it was taken in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, a city without a base camp. Combat boots are not required. In fact, they're not even pretty.

Until next time, my camera shall be on the prowl.

Past Fashion Faux-Pas:
- Stripey Girl
- Me Being Stripey Girl
- The Cowboy Boots
- The Pimp