October 4, 2004
Cameron Diaz Made Me Constipated

My brain is hurting today from political lunacy and thus I am unable to express my impacted fecal matter of the mind. Lots to say, little energy to say it. The fault is Cameron Diaz.

By now, I'm sure many of you saw or read about Diaz's vapid babbling on Oprah. Diaz's analysis of women's rights and abortion can be summed up in one sentence: Not voting for a candidate could potentially legalize rape. My brain hurts from this utter stupidity.

Diaz then proceeded to have an emotional breakdown at the thought of voter apathy,

"Apathy did not create this country but it's going to destroy it," she said. "I'm really scared. We're really alone, where we used to be the strongest in the world, we're alone."
Yes Cameron, you are alone. Sorry, not buying it. Tears? Voter apathy? Legalized rape? Sounds like a crack case to me. It is safe to say that Cameron can join Whitney "I wanna see the receipts" Houston, Stacie J. of "The Apprentice" and the rest of the female *crackheads on the long road to recovery.

In other news, here in Washington, Mount St. Helens is erupting. Big whop. Sensationalism rears its ugly head. This is not 1980.

I'll be back tomorrow, or tonight, whichever comes first. Thanks a lot Cameron.

Posted by Ambra at October 4, 2004 2:35 PM

Comments

5 precious words for Cameron:

GO JUMP IN THE LAKE!

Posted by: Duane at October 4, 2004 3:21 PM


like so much in the media today, msm and hw, this is just par for the course. that is not to say, "o'well", but to point out the link between hw and the left. who backs and orginizes the group that ms. diaz and mr. p ditzy speak for?
the truely apathetic won't and don't care to research this but WILL pass it off as just O'WELL. a side note, oprah is being honored by the un and she has rosie coming on her show to educate her wathers on politics!!!

Posted by: JQu at October 4, 2004 3:26 PM


In fairness JQu, some right-wingers & fundamentalists have dropped some embarassing political quotes too, among them Rush Limbaugh (McNabbGate),Reggie White, Charlie Ward (a little anti-Semitic),Trent Lott (about ol' Strom), and Gen. Jerry Boykin.

Posted by: Bijan at October 4, 2004 3:50 PM


Bijan,embarassing doesn't equal inane.

Posted by: Eric at October 4, 2004 3:53 PM


I agree... there is a lot of vapid babbling
coming out of the limousine liberals in Hollywood... but which is worse?
Vapid babbling from some naive twit from Hollywood on a lame talk show, or vapid babbling from the President and Commander-in-Chief in a live debate as he stumbled to explain any coherence to his foreign policy?
Kerry didn't to a great job either, but in comparison to a President who supposedly has been struggling with these issues day in and day out over the past three years, it was pretty scary watching him try to babble enough nonsense to run out the 2-minute lights...

Posted by: jab at October 4, 2004 4:34 PM


What irks me more is the fact that she gets paid so much to make such horrible movies.

I've seen more engaging dialogue in a single scene of the Mickey Mouse Club than in all of her speaking parts in Charlies Angels combined. Heck, I wanted to ask Time Warner Cable to reinforce me for every minute I spent stupefied
by the 'B' Movie action parts and 'F' Street Corner Mime acting. No wonder she can't form any coherent arguments, even the people who write for her are too stupid to make her look smart.

The bottle-blonde look doesn't work either.

..And the fake, Ambra-esque smile she has going should make her liable to be fined for copyright infringement. Ambra?

Posted by: Alex at October 4, 2004 5:59 PM


Agreed, this chick's 2 seconds will soon be up. Many people have been caught in bad moments, saying dumb things, but c'mon, on Oprah!?? Just not a good situation.

And yes Alex, that fake smile is definitely mine. Perhaps I should sue.

Posted by: Ambra Nykol at October 4, 2004 9:40 PM


vapid can certainly be used for the president if you close your eyes to reality. actualy you can use vapid to discribe anything under that criterion. but subversion is a more appropriate word for the original topic(and kerry since you brought it up).

DON'T YA THINK

Posted by: JQu at October 4, 2004 9:45 PM


Just more proof that the only political comments we should take seriously from the Hollywood crowd are the ones which come from the few Republicans who don't mind coming out of the closet :)

Posted by: Sister Toldjah at October 4, 2004 10:00 PM


Uh, Eric, the comments Charlie Ward, Limbaugh, Alan Keyes, Reggie White and Gen. Boykin made were inane,my word, "embarassing", was simply an adjective for how the speakers felt after having made them. Neither left nor right has a monopoly on inanity.

Posted by: Bijan at October 5, 2004 5:35 AM


B,I would take Limbaugh off the list,but you are right about the others,especially Ward and White.

Posted by: Eric at October 5, 2004 6:49 AM