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September 24, 2004
Things I Should Know by Now
Tomorrow, I go to the dark side of 23. I don't have a problem with aging, I'm just not a big fan of prime numbers. In any case, I think this age will suffice. Still, I am mourning the loss of 22. Twenty-two was so nice, so round, so evenly divided by two.
This past year, I grew leaps and bounds. I didn't graduate from college, but instead graduated from regret (and boy does it feel good). With every year comes new realizations and thus I give you my analysis of the knowledge I should have amassed by now: - Failure to "Repondez S'il Vous Plait" aka "RSVP" is tacky.
- No matter how nice, likeable, mean, or detestable you are, people will always find a reason to hate you. People are fickle, get over it. Plus, who cares.
- Obedience is a quadrip-tillion-gaggle times better than Sacrifice.
- Every problem, big or small, has a solution that originates in prayer.
- No amount of counseling, therapy, and chanting will heal the world. Some people (in fact all people) just need Jesus.
- Michael Jackson is one of those people.
- Life is not fair, and then you die.*
- RuPaul is most definitely gay.
There is no glory in evading the police and making it one more day driving with
expired car tabs. It is shameful (and illegal).
Driving on gasoline fumes because you want to wait until you can fill up at the
"cheaper" gas station is stupid, dumb and idiotic.
Watching television is generally counter-productive.*
Jeopardy, Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, and Family Feud will NEVER send me the $98 million check they owe me for all my "correct" answers
I am lactose intolerant.*
$1.50 charges at the cash machine are evil and to be avoided.
Renting is like throwing money down the toilet.
People who talk too much are usually hiding something.
Credit cards are generally bad.
A good mattress is worth the extra bucks.
Naps are a novelty.
O.J. did it.
Having two living parents who love you is a VERY good thing.
Wealth and Riches are not synonymous terms.
20 pairs of black shoes is probably enough.
Memorizing appointments doesn't work.
There are consequences to staying up late.
Hats make me look silly.* Realities that when faced with, I usually ignore.
Posted by Ambra at September 24, 2004 7:53 AM
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obedience is sacrifice,that's why it's so hard to do.