Last week or so, I ran a caption contest on this photo (I'm too lazy to do the cool javascript pop-up thingy). Well, I've compiled the ones I thought were the funniest (although all were good), plus a couple more from a caption contest on the photo that ran a few years back.

Best Captions

1. "Al Sharpton always gets too close to the figures in the wax museum." - Emily
   
2. "Look man, I don't care what freaky stuff you're into. You don't blow my cover and I won't blow yours. Deal?" - La Shawn
   
3. Look Michael, your last check bounced and I'm not getting federal matching funds ... how about selling off one of your animals to help a brother? - Marc
   
4. "Listen Michael, it really hasn't been that long since the Jackson 5. I still say you can help me get the black vote." - Christina
   
5. "Kiss me." - anonymous
   
6. "Mmmm nothing gets me going like the smell of fresh perm" - me
   
7. "OK Michael you've thrown in the race card...Now pick a color!" - another site
   
8. "Three boys and a monkey? Just keep yelling racism, and I'll see what I can do." - another site
   
9. "LOOK MIKE, YOU KEEP EM BUSY TILL JESSE AND I GET THE MONEY." - another site
   
10. "Hey I found a little black patch behind your ear." - another site