Apparently, May marked "National Masturbation Month". Jocelyn Elders must be doing flips over this one. Well all I can say is thank God May is over. I won't dare link any of the idiotic sites that have coverage on this self-abasing celebration, however I will quote something from an organization that was carrying the banner of this movement:
"At Good Vibrations, we know that sexual pleasure is a birthright and that masturbation is a powerful source of sexual gratification."
I don't even have anything to say to this. When I was in college they had campus "clubs" centered around this very topic so nothing really shocks me anymore. This is pure ignorance.