I'm not going to even begin to talk about the depths of low-ness and improper self-perception that would cause someone to resort to such self-loathing behavior as cross-dressing. I'm not going to write about how our society has tricked people into thinking that God made a mistake when they were born with penises instead of vaginas, or how we validate peoples' gender confusion via secular humanistic philosphies. I won't mention how gender identity is now a "protected class" against which most companies are not allowed to discriminate, or how the average seventh grader's "life skills" textbook includes a whole chapter on what to do when Billy wants to be Suzy. But what I will say is this:

If you are going to dress like a woman, please do us justice. Do not presume to just throw on a dress and call it a day. If your goal was to look like a football player in drag, then you've successfully achieved your goal. The least you could do is pick a dress that looks half-way decent and not that frock from the bargain bin. Whether it's red, purple or fushia, no matter what color you paint your toes, they are still gross and hairy, and they still look like man feet. Lastly, unless you intend on co-opting the entire menstruation process via osmosis, you don't exactly qualify for the high-heels or the make-up. You don't get lipstick without cramps. You can't have toe nail polish without a uterus. This spectacle you have created of yourself is a disgrace to us all. Please stop this foolishness lest you be "ruffed up" by some gun-toting woman on estrogen.