Apparently, I'm Not Myself
So there are people who read this website that actually know me in person. I have been told that the picture on my author page is not indicitive of my true personality. So to appease said individual, I have put together a brief photo montage taken via my very new and very handy digital cam (which by the way spells huge trouble for the future of this website).

Note: for this special occasion, I have donned what my friends affectionately call my "nerd hat". Try to control your laughter. Click Here.

Lakers Get Spanked
Now I must reserve this space for some carnal gloating on behalf of the champion Detroit Pistons. All I have to say is, victory is sweet. Beating Kobe Bryant is sweeter. I can't think of a better team to massacre the sissy-boy Lakers. As an aside, I'd also like to note that somebody needs to get Gary Payton in a Dale Carnegie class. He hasn't changed since he left the Sonics.

...and that's all I have to say about that.