Okay, this is known as genuine stalling.  I've got a couple of things lined up for today, however nykola.com headquarters has been majorly under the weather and a bit doped up this week.  Thankfully, no amount of vicotin could stop this tripe from running through my brain:

Conservative Eye for the Hippie Guy
This show takes a team of 5 young, smart Republicans and travels to the corners of the United States spreading good cheer, finding unsuspecting hippie guys who need their wardrobe spruced up a bit.  Hippie Liberals turn in their tie-dye for the staple navy blue suit and red power-tie.  On this week's episode, the latest subject of the Fab-Five breaks down crying when they tell him he has to throw out his "Impeach Bush" signs.

Who Wants to Be a Billionaire?
Theresa Heinz-Kerry agrees to give away part of her fortune if you agree to vote for her husband.

The Whore
Who wants to be the next Capitol Hill Whore?  Do you have what it takes to be a certified, Washington, brazen hussy?  Then you could be the next Capitol Hill Whore.  Join 15 other contestants competing for a spot as the next biggest whore!  Each week, via a number of challenges, contestants face off in the "whoreroom" where Bill Clinton also known as "The Bill" will be "firing" someone each week with the help of his staff which includes "Jessica "Washingtonienne" Cutler among others.  The goal is to narrow down the contestants to help further their careers.

Add your suggestions as you see fit....back in the groove later today.