There. Just thought I'd celebrate. Too bad my lazy behind hasn't moved over to my new site yet. Oh well, *raises champagne glass filled with Martinelli's apple cider* here's to many more...on channel four.

On another note, from the "Getting on my everylasting nerve files": The umpteen SPAM emails I get from Dr. Mbuto Ndiyande Ootchiecootchie Wa Wa from the republic of Congo/Angola/Niger/Zambia, asking me to accept money in the form of a Certificate of Deposit because his/her nephew/cousin/neice/daughter/spouse is dying/sick/dead/seeking political asylum.

I would like to think that there is a special place in proverbial hell for spammers--all of them. But that is very UN-Christian to even ponder right? Right.

With that, I offer you my all-time favorite internet soapbox rant (animated). I'm sure many of you have seen this, it's hilarious. Check it out here. Make sure you have the sound turned up.