I know you didn't think I would go to New York City and NOT find someone faux-pas worthy. I took this picture while eating in "Little Italy" with friends. Incidentally, the food was good, the view was not. Again, for the purposes of my CIA affiliation, I hide the identity of the victim.

The past faux-pas have been bad, but this one just might take the cake. I'll make this quick: I don't know what possessed this dear woman to leave the house wearing BOTH horizontal AND vertical stripes, but the general American public needs to know that this is completely unacceptable. To make matters worse, the stripes don't even match. Stripes should only be worn on ONE half of the body. Never both. Like all things American, people MUST make a choice. There is only one circumstance when full body stripes are apporpriate: a prison suit.

My people, my people, we have GOT to do better.

Past Fashion Faux-Pas: The Cowboy Boots, The Pimp

[For those of you new to this website, I often throw in my nickel's worth on fashion trends and various improper situations my camera might catch. I do this to break up the monotony of politics, social commentary, and life. Plus, I'm just crazy like that. Back to regularly scheduled blogging]